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MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTIONS

SNARK & SARCASM DELIVERED

Smartass & Sass is a monthly subscription box for mouthy mofos.Each Big Box comes with 7-9 hand-curated items—including a snarky t-shirt—saturated with pure smartassery ($150+ value per box).

APRIL'S THEME

FUCK-TASTROPHIES

Shit happens, be ready. This month, prepare for the worst while hoping for the fucking best.That’s really all that can be expected of us, right?!

What's in the box?!? (SPOILER ALERT!)

  • Collectible sassy sticky notes

  • Snarky spa headband

  • Perfect pouch

  • Sarcastic storage container

  • Hilarious hat

  • Sarcastic storage container

  • Fun little flask

  • Energizing essential oil roller

  • Bitchin' brush* 🎁

  • Sassy shirt 🎁

  • Items contain profanity.


    🎁 Only in the Big Box 

7-9 items + a sassy shirt

$150+ value

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6-8 snarky items 

$100+ value

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